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BLESS YOUR HEART.<\/span><\/h3>\n

you must have mistaken this baby pink sweetheart’s kindness for weakness. go ahead: try and test it. try and break it. you’ll only inspire a more concentrated burst of its steadfast poise and grace in all of its holographic beauty. for nothing is so strong as gentleness and as gentle as true strength.<\/span><\/p>\n

NOT TODAY SATAN is a baby pink linear holographic lacquer. from the collection<\/span><\/p>\n

note: holographic lacquers look best in the sunlight or under a direct light. where they reveal their full rainbow effect. in the shade or overcast conditions. the effect will be more muted (but still mesmerizing).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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