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DON’T READ INTO THIS TOO DEEPLY.<\/span><\/h3>\n

it’s exactly what it looks like: a perfect mauve purple. dreamlike. yet ripe with just the right amount of melancholia. it’s a hue that’ll have you endlessly circling lacquer \u2013 wait. ha. did we just say ‘circling lacquer?’ we totally meant to say ~back here.~ it’ll have you endlessly circling back here. anyway. we’re just trying to nail you \u2013 whoa. sorry. ‘tell’ you\u2026 that we just paint\u2026ugh. i mean. ‘CAN’T’… that we *clearly* just CAN’T get this truly thought-provoking purple shade off our minds.<\/span><\/p>\n

FREUDIAN SLIP is a mauve purple creme lacquer. from the <\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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